There - I told you so

Following in the paw steps of the Crusader Obama I have decided to release my Birth Certificate to stop those doubting pig dogs from spreading their imperialist lies!

I rest my case

The Colonel is Irish too

The Colonel is sick of every infidel who ever drank a pint of Guinness claiming to be Irish - now even the Crusader leader Obama - obviously from a black Irish tribe from years gone by.
Well the Colonel would like to state his Irish credentials:

• I regually eat potatoes with my camel stew & dumplings
• I once watched a Guinness commercial on Satellite tv
• I also allegedly funded Irish freedom fighters

Long live the Revolution, Long live Libya, Long live the Colonel!

Crusader Pig Dogs fail to kill the Colonel again

The latest imperialist threat by the so called free west was a rapture that was obviously aimed at your brave and handsome Colonel. yet again I survived and proclaim this:

"There will only be a rapture when the Colonel demands a rapture"

A Pig Dogs bark is swill to me

On yet another fine sunny day in my desert paradise, I say to the crusader cowards:

"I live in a place that you cannot reach and kill me in it because I live in the hearts of the millions"

That's enough wisdom for one day - send for my hand maidens.